Reverse version of Philippians 4.4-13

4 Be miserable in the Lord always! Again I say, be miserable.
5 Let your harshness show in your treatment of all people. The Lord is far away.
6 Be anxious about everything. Pray to God about nothing. Be ungrateful to God.
7 Then turmoil — something we all understand — will keep your hearts and minds feeling insecure in Christ Jesus.
8 From now on, brothers and sisters, if anything is terrible and if anything is deplorable, focus your thoughts on these things: all that is false, all that is gross, all that is unjust, all that is corrupt, all that is ugly, and all that is dishonorable.
9 Ignore whatever you learned, received, heard, or saw in us. And the God of peace will not be with you. . . .
11 . . . I have learned how to be dissatisfied in any circumstance.
12 . . . I have learned the secret to being discontent in any and every circumstance, whether full or hungry or whether having plenty or being poor.
13 I am overwhelmed by all these things, powerless and weak.

This is not the word of the Lord.
Thanks be to God!